Twinkly Dave – Mud splattered bicycle and pizza enthusiast Growing old disgracefully

November 19, 2008

I am 69% man

Filed under: bikes — dgpowell @ 11:51 am


(link nicked from trio)
Given that I have never met (or even heard of) any females called Dave, a scarily small percentage of that 69 must be from my writing style. Hmm.
I did find myself empathising with several characters on the TV last night…a little too much…and I’ve been craving grilled cheese all day, so I’m starting to worry that I might be a pregnant woman.
and i’m sure my bum looks fat in these trousers* 😀

I was all man yesterday though; another 108mile ride, slightly different towards the end to last weeks route as I added more hills, but still managed to get round in the same amount of time, with a slightly lower average heart rate.
It got dark halfway round this time as well, but that just made it more fun (and if you can’t see the climbs they can’t be all that bad, eh?) and I’d had just over 3hrs of full on scenery to enjoy, so I didn’t feel like i was missing out on anything.

I’m doing it again on thursday…and hoping I can get a “three in a row”, with nice dry weather again. It’s been great the past two times, clear skies and views for miles, with almost no wind and dry(ish) roads…I should really take a camera so you can see what i keep waffling about, but if i do that I’m pretty much guaranteed 0 visability…are you worth it? I’m not so sure 😉

*i shall stop stereotyping women now


  1. So really you are 31% female 😉

    Comment by trio — November 19, 2008 @ 1:37 pm

  2. indeed
    i’m trying to work out which 31% it is…

    Comment by dgpowell — November 19, 2008 @ 1:53 pm

  3. those soft hands must count for about 20%

    (I am 60% man, I shall proceed to write about beer, f–king chicks, starting fights and farting.)

    oh and samuri is only 58% man. 😉

    Comment by Matt — November 19, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

  4. it’s not accurate!
    it’s not accurate!

    everyone knows chuck norris is at least 112% man

    Comment by dgpowell — November 19, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

  5. Matt Football dont forget football 😉

    Comment by wayne — November 19, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

  6. 56% male here.

    shit. my past life, rumbled.

    Comment by terrahawk — November 19, 2008 @ 9:56 pm

  7. I guess it depends on your writing style and/or content as I got (only) 52% and my blog is “quite gender neutral” 😕
    Maybe it’s to do with my craving for grilled cheese, which implies I’ve been pregnant for the last 15 years!

    Comment by Ian — November 20, 2008 @ 8:17 am

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